I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
