Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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