the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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