id be glad to
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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