It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Randomize
