I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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