I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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