I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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