I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I will pee on everything he values.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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