Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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