It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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