Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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