school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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