you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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