We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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