i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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