You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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