she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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