She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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