Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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