So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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