1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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