Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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