oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
