We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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