Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we have pet lesbian snakes
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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