just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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