god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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