We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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