what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Too much gin, very little bucket
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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