Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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