think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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