I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
there is glitter all over my balls
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