Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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