Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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