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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  the red head has a bf

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  just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

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• (209): View more from California

  AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.

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  You spelled "worthless" wrong.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.

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  I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.

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  They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE

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