Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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