I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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