you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
