Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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