Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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