i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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