she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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