STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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