then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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