Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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