She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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