Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
it's not cheating when I paid for it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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