Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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