do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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