If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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