I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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