last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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