what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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