I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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